A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb.

Bill Gaede
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  1. Define the word exist, and you'll know whether God exists.

  2. The mathematicians are the priests of the modern world.

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  4. If you can't illustrate 'it', 'it' doens't belong in Physics as a noun! You can't put an article in front. You can't put a verb after!

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